Characters

Matkap / they/he

1997-08-07 / Fucked up

Hypersexual and very not proud of it / Male

Like if "a complete disaster" could talk

description

Born into a family of habitual incest, out-breeding, and more ungodly sins, Mat is very lucky he isn't more fucked up than he already is. He met Mimsie and Emma at a rave, got to know them a little more, and set off to become roommates, trying to get further away from whatever familial situation he has right now.

real name

Mr. Mattias Kopernicus

cheesy nicknames

[none]

Mattias is cheesy enough as it is.

imprecise location

Minneapolis, MN

favourite transportation

Whatever's easiest

favourite hobby

Some of them

favourite sport

[none]

What the hell is a sport

favourite website

https://lapfoxtrax.com/

Renard is such a cool artist.

favourite synd. tv show

My Little Pony (FiM)

Me and Mimsie mutually enjoy MLP. Those goddamn ponies. I have some fondness for Rainbow Dash.

favourite artists

Lapfox Trax

Again, Renard is such a cool artist!!

favourite HALLEY LABS aliases

The Quick Brown Fox, Emoticon, Renard

flavour

Milquetoast on the outside, who knows what on the inside

2 @ signalings.net / he/it

1997-??-?? / Raccoon

Gay / Male

Born to eat trash, forced to use a plate

description

Found in the apartment complex dumpster by Mat early in the morning, this weary critter was used to chewing on aluminum cans and discarded fruit. 2's name is indeed 2, but no government ID could tell you that. Trading the occasional doing of chores for a good home, he now lives among Em, Mat and Mimsie.

real name

Mr. 2

cheesy nicknames

2

imprecise location

Minneapolis, MN

favourite transportation

Doesn't need to go anywhere else

favourite hobby

Being a liability

flavour

Needs a bath

Emmisserary / she/they

1996-05-25 / Fox

WAREZsexual / Transfem

The Queen of Sweet Fuck-All

description

Em spends some of her time doing the thing she loves most, which is making music. She spends the rest of her time stressing around events, venues, bills, and rent. She brought along her sister to live alongside her due to severe family issues, and recruited Mat as Mimsie found him trying to get out of his familial situation. She makes a living pushing out her mediocre music for her more-than-mediocre audience.

inspirations

msx.horse, mainly. though msx also exists in this universe as a separate person.

real name

Ms. Emma Smitts

cheesy nicknames

Em-Missy, Memz

imprecise location

Minneapolis, MN

favourite transportation

walkin'

favourite hobby

Creating deadly techno shitstorms

favourite instrument

[unknown]

if I told you, id have to kill you. :·3

favourite synd. tv show

Ripley's Believe It or Not!

flavour

Laffy-Taffy banana mixed with the scent of Mr. Sketch Grape Scented Chisel Tip Purple Color markers

Mitzzeee / she/he

1996-03-03 / Fox

Asexual homoromantic / Male-ish

Semi-unprofessional feel-good dancer

description

Mimsie is somewhat dependent on her sister, mainly because Em took her in just to get away from... home-life "events". They live together, and Mimsie assists with Em's troubleshooting, stage composition, and stage setup. She takes off some of Em's stresses by helping her plan events and work around schedules - generally, being more sociable than Em could ever hope to be.

inspirations

???

real name

Mr./Mx. Mimsie Smitts

cheesy nicknames

Mim-missy (origin of username), mimz

imprecise location

Minneapolis, MN

favourite transportation

Car

favourite hobby

Dancing in the moonlight

I got really into dancing as a teen when mom got us just dance and a wii for christmas 09. I didn't score too much back then and em wasn't much better but I really liked moving my body around.

favourite sport

Taking walks with her sister

It's nice to talk to her she has a lot to say about the world. She gets really excited about all the bugs on the ground but I can't stand them!

favourite synd. tv show

My Little Pony (FiM)

Me and mat really like My little pony. You know I gotta love pinky pie XD

favourite artists

Emmisserary (her sister), The Avalanches

flavour

Glazed donut

Billy / he/him

1995-06-06 / Goat

Questioning / Male

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.

description

Miezzabille is a strange beast sunken in depths of pure unadulterated Red Bull consumption. He also tries to act manly in his most vulnerable situations, but he's really, really bad at it. He works a job at a convenience store, and kind of enjoys it.

inspirations

brutalmoose, Damien Lee, some inspiration from signalings.net

real name

Mr. Miezzabille James Sordidton

cheesy nicknames

billy, bill, james

miezzabille is a pretty cool name ;)

imprecise location

Burnsville, MN

it's trying to be a nice city :P

favourite transportation

Car

it's just simpler

favourite hobby

Watching MMA clips on YouTube, sitting down and having a good time with friends. Kissing his alarm clock.

favourite sport

| i beat the fuck out of trees (it hurts my knuckes)

favourite artists

System of a Down, various synthwave tracks

flavour

sweaty armpit

Jupiter / she/they/it

1992-09-23 / Cat

Heterosexual / Transfem

you like kissing boys, don't you?

description

Jupiter is a strage creature from the suburban nothing-child of Saint Paul. A very rollerskatable city, she rolls around all day totally not tripping on her face all of the time. She likes collecting traditional, physical media, and the consoles, gizmos, and gadgets that they're made for.

inspirations

mauzymice (she's literally trans Boykisser)

real name

Miss Jupiter Krasmere

cheesy nicknames

jupe, jupie, juju, boykisser

jujujujjujujujujjujujujuujujujuujujujujuj

imprecise location

South Saint Paul, MN

also where my adopted bus stop is !! :3c

favourite transportation

Taking the bus!

favourite hobby

Listening to ripped music, hunting for deals at garage sales

don't get in between a girl and the CDs she rips >:3

favourite sport

Roller-skating

favourite synd. tv show

Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman

rip ruff ruff. you were always my fave tv host. even if you were just a guy.

favourite artists

Car Seat Headrest, Joywave

cant get enough of will toledo ><

flavour

Caramel-glazed apple-flavoured Monster Energy Drink